What 'sort' of library paraprofessional are we?

I visited this great site, www.michellemach.com/jobtitles/realjobs which gives an A-Z index of the types of job classification we might be assigned depending on what niche we find ourselves in .
There are hundred of interesting titles here, although nothing I might add under the letter X.
I though I might kick off  the X column with a classification called Xtra-sensitive document accessioning and retrievals.
I recommend this site for those writing up resumes, if only to find out just how many hats one might be expected to wear.
Jo